Yoongi: hello fuckers look at my cute soft baby pumpkin my lil cute angel beautiful lil boy
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Hoseok: Yoongi im blushingshhs pls
Hoseok: I love you so so much you make me so happy
Yoongi: I love you even more babe you make me happier❤️️
seokjin: shudders
Yoongi: ur just jealous that you need dick
Seokjin: I DONT NEED DICK I NEED DOMINOES JUST DIE
Yoongi: just cook
jimin: no he can't
Hoseok: why
Namjoon: vkook
Yoongi: ??
seokjin: TAEHYUNG AND JUNGKOOK ARE FUCKING IN THE KITCHEN AND THE DOOR IS LOCKED ALL I WANT TO DO IS CHECK ON MY FOOD WHAT IF IT'S BEING USED MY PRECIOUS
namjoon: it's okay hyung I'll buy you food please don't cry
jimin: let's take hyung out
Yoongi: that sounds nasty the fuck they doin
hoseok: they're so loud the
namjoon: IM scarred
seokjin: someone take me out before I faint
namjoon: let's go hyung
jimin: SIGH.
Hoseok: what jimin
jimin: nothing
Yoongi: well shit son
Hoseok: hyung let's go out with jiminie
Yoongi: okay
Yoongi: we're all so nice to each other today
hoseok: it's because in times of horror we must be here for each other. I'll hate y'all tomorrow
Yoongi: Welp
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