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by blushinghobi

by blushinghobi

jimin added namjoon
jimin added seokjin

yoongi: oh dear lord

Namjoon: um

Seokjin: SHUT IT

hoseok: :o

jimin: uh guys
jimin: sorry to ruin the beautiful moment but um
jimin:

WHY IS MY BUTT SO ITCHY AM I DYING?

jungkook: eh. yes say goodbye

jimin: I always knew this day would come!
I'm gunna die because of my peachy butt!

hoseok: that has rabies or fleas or whatever the whole lot like damn what do you shove in there

jimin: some carrots and veggies to substitute for daddy's di c k

hoseok: AHA. SO THATS WHERE THE VEGGIES ARE. THE ENTIRETY OF GROCERY SHOPPING IS UP YOUR ASS GOD ARE YOU THAT LONELY YOU NEED TO SHOVE SOME FOOD UP YOUR STD INFESTED ASS BITCH I JUST WANT TO MAKE MY DAMN SALAD.

Seokjin: PARK JIMIN WHAT THE DEVIL IS WRONG WITH YOU GO UPSTAIRS!

yoongi: CAN YALL STOP YELLING JIMIN STOP SHOVING GROCERIES UP YOUR ANUS YOU UGLY SHI T WE EAT THAT FOOD DAMN MOVE OUT ALREADY. AND JUNG HOSEOK COME UPSTAIRS AND CUDDLE ME I CANNOT SLEEP

Hoseok: yes ss daddy
Hoseok: hahah I meant hyung
Hoseok: sweats nervously

Jungkook: y'all are fucked up I'm gunna go watch p- I mean do homework

Seokjin: I'm so proud of my baby👍🏼

namjoon: YEAHHHH JUNGKOOOOOOKK GET ITTT

jungkook: ;)

Taehyung: ONE VERSE SET