This is some awesomely distutbingly hilerious shit
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[ The following was found in Max's suite, on the wall of the bathroom above the toilet. It had been filled out by many people over a long period of time--it was apparently a "log," but let's not go there. We apologize for the contents of this list. However, we are impressed by its thoroughness. ] T
THE DEFINITIVE SHIT LIST
•THE GHOST SHIT
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.
•THE CLEAN SHIT
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.
•THE WET SHIT
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels un-wiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with skidmarks.
•THE SECOND WAVE SHIT
This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.
•THE BRAIN HEMORRHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE SHIT
Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead Shit." You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
•THE CORN SHIT
No explanation necessary.
•THE LINCOLN LOG SHIT
The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
•THE NOTORIOUS DRINKER SHIT
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.
•THE "GEE, I REALLY WISH I COULD SHIT" SHIT
The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.
•THE WET CHEEKS SHIT
Also known as the "Power Dump." The kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
•THE LIQUID SHIT
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, burns your tender poop-chute.
•THE MEXICAN FOOD SHIT
A class all its own.
•THE CROWD PLEASER
A shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.
•THE MOOD ENHANCER
Occurring after a lengthy period of constipation, this shit allows you to be your old self again.
•THE RITUAL
This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.
•THE GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS SHIT
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