you: okay im sorry rappy
rappy scrappy: go away.
you: nu
rappy scrappy: please don't say nu.
you: hmm fine
rappy scrappy: rappy scrappy though
rappy scrappy: of all things
you: sorry amigo
you: i can change it
rappy scrappy: no. no. it's fine. keep it.
you: i can add you to a group with my friends if you'd like
you: doubt they're gonna be on though
you: SOMETHING tells me they're BUSY
rappy scrappy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the kink only increases.
you: nooooooo
you: my pure eyes
rappy scrappy: sweetie we all know you aren't pure.
you: i will actually kill you
rappy scrappy: you don't know where i like, tortue garçon.
you: sorry, rappy scrappy, no need for the sass
you: DROP ONE OF YOUR RAPPY, SCRAPPY RAPS
rappy scrappy: comma usage is important.
rappy scrappy: my dearest, john
you: IT CHANGES THE WHOLE MEANING
rappy scrappy: a comma after dearest ;)
you: how did you somehow getting my number lead to this
rappy scrappy: you tell me, john.
rappy scrappy: now add me to a chat with your besties.
you: ma bezzies
rappy scrappy: just do it lad.
you: LAD
you: CONVO KINKS WITH THE BESTIES, LAD
rappy scrappy: did you really just add all of your favourite words into one sentence?
you: YUPPIES
you: *YEP
you: IM SO CONFUSED
*rappy scrappy has been added to the chat*
you: hello everyone
laffy taffy: bonjour
muffin man: bonjouraaaaaaaaaa
you: i've made a mistake with my life
laffy taffy: oui
muffin man: eyy
you: notice how laf's name was intentional and i tried to put yours as mulligan but it autocorrected to muffin man
muffin man: the effort is real
laffy taffy: oui oui
rappy scrappy: IS THAT ALL HE SAYS
rappy scrappy: OUI OUI OUI OUI HON HON UNE BAGUETTE
laffy taffy: casse toi
rappy scrappy: fite me
you: fite
you: fite
you: fite
you: fite
rappy scrappy: ARE YOU REALLY CHANTING FITE?!
you: another favourite word whoo
rappy scrappy: ... okay then...
muffin man: whO ARE YOU
muffin man: I DONT LIKE IT
muffin man: I HOPE THAT YOU BURRRRRNNN
laffy taffy: mon amour, chill
rappy scrappy: the gay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
laffy taffy: ...
you: he's normally like this
rappy scrappy: TELL ME THE JUICY INFO ABOUT JOHN THEN
you: oh god
you: you've changed man
you: you've changed
muffin man: we don't even know you
laffy taffy: oui
you: ooh yeah
you: he is my friend
you: i think
you: RAPPY ARE WE FRIENDS
rappy scrappy: I DONT KNOW, TORTUE GARÇON, ARE WE?!
laffy taffy: someone else who calls him tortue garçon
rappy scrappy: le nod
laffy taffy: fite me
rappy scrappy: it wasn't intended to be rude
rappy scrappy: i swear
rappy scrappy: casse
rappy scrappy: see?
laffy taffy: laf will make you BURNNNNNNNNN
muffin man: laf no
you: you wanted rappy to burn too mulligan
muffin man: is his name really rappy sappy or whatever?
you: rappy SCRAPPY GET IT RIGHT
rappy scrappy: no. it's a.h. but SOMEONE CALLED ME RAPPY SCRAPPY
laffy taffy: we both have names that rhyme lol
rappy scrappy: oui
laffy taffy: CAPITAL LETTERS
rappy scrappy: stop yelling at me
you: why am i friends with you guys
muffin man: cos we is the best
rappy scrappy: ew. bad grammar.
muffin man: IT WAS SARCASTIC
rappy scrappy: sorry
rappy scrappy: who here is gay by the way
muffin man: STRAIGHT
laffy taffy: OUI WHAT HE SAID
you: guys
you: guys
you: guys your gayer than ellen degerenes
you: guys
you: lying is not a necessity
you: we're honest
rappy scrappy: goOD
rappy scrappy: I MEAN IM NOT GAY BUT AS STRAIGHT AS A CIRCLE
muffin man: sAME
laffy taffy: ;))))))
rappy scrappy: AREWEALLBISEXUALHERE
muffin man: I MEAN YEAH
laffy taffy: OUIIIIIIIIII OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
you: ...
rappy scrappy: oh. is he... a hetero? gaybie? bicycle?
muffin man: no one really knows
laffy taffy: mhm
laffy taffy: what mon amour said
rappy scrappy: damn you both really are gayyyy
rappy scrappy: or bi
you: heh good for you guys you came out to someone!
laffy taffy: tell us you little shi
you: no
muffin man: pleassssseeeee
you: nooo
rappy scrappy: i can guess ;)
you: nO
you: fiNE
you: NOT GAY
you: NOT STRAIGHT
you: hahahhaahhaahah
rappy scrappy: YOURE A BICYCLE
you: psh.. no
you: hehhhhhh
you: kms
laffy taffy: wait no
muffin man: did you actually kys
rappy scrappy: please dont
laffy taffy: c'mon
muffin man: not tryna sound mean here but way to spoil the mood
laffy taffy: BOI
rappy scrappy: i'll message him privately
laffy taffy: k
muffin man: k new friend
*rappy scrappy has exited the chat*
rappy scrappy: did you actually kill yourself?
rappy scrappy: please say you didn't
rappy scrappy: please omfg
rappy scrappy: i actually really like you
rappy scrappy: i was gonna say something but nvm
rappy scrappy: c'mon please
rappy scrappy: if you want a large paragraph about how great you are say nothing
rappy scrappy: large paragraph it is
rappy scrappy: grammar?
rappy scrappy: no? yes? fine.
rappy scrappy: *ironically clears throat*
rappy scrappy: I know we haven't actually met, face to face or anything and this "friendship" has originated from nothing, or if it had from something, me somehow getting your phone number. You're actually really funny and kind and stuff and what to say? i don't give compliments or receive them so...
you: didn't need that but thanks
you: i had just gone to order a pizza but it took too long so i had to go down to the place and actually buy there and walk back up to my house with a pizza in my hand
rappy scrappy: oh thank god you're fine
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happenings. (lams) (completed)
Fanfiction*bad grammar intended* through a series of texts, calls and emails, john laurens forms a slight bond with stranger who goes by the name 'a.h.' or 'alex'. though the two have never met, john wants to meet them. their faces have never been seen by on...
