Malfoy: I will kill you, Dumbledore!
Harry: NO! *Two minutes pass* Um, are you going to do it?
Malfoy: I will, any minute now, just a sec...
Snape: I am the Halfblood Prince!
Harry: What does that even mean?
Snape: Um...it means...uh. Oh, shut up!
Harry: Meanie.
Snape: Oh, I will kill him and get it over with! Avada Kedavra!
Dumbledore: *Dies*
Harry: Oh my god! You killed Dumbledore!
Ron: *Popping out of nowhere* You bastard!
