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:'(

*gives cole baseball bat*

(C: what's this for?)

Please hit me in the head as hard as you can....

(C: what!?! TESSA!?!? WHATS HAPPENING!!?!?!?)

ONE DIRECTION IS HAPLENING!!!!

JUST HIT ME AND GET THEIR MEMORY OUT OF MY FACE!!!!

(C: Tessa... What happened?)

Okay... My friend and I share an Apple ID thingy for my iPad and stuff, and she downloaded a bunch of OneDirection songs... And sadly... There are three songs I like by them...

(C: Tessa... I thought you hated them!?!!?)

I DO!!!

I DIDNT KNOW THEY WERE BY THAT SO CALLED BAND!!!!

I thought they were by Austin Mahone!!!!

>.< JUST PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!!!!!!!!!!!!

(C: I'm not going to hit you in the face with a baseball bat)

>.< WHY NOT!?!!

(C: because that's girlfriend abuse.)

X( FINE!!!

I'll get Kai to do it... *takes baseball bat*

KAI!!!!

(C: *grabs Tessa's hood* no. Kai. You leave.)

(K: okay? *leaves*)

COME ON COLE!!!!!

KNOCK THEIR IMMAGE OUT OF MY FACE!!!!

PLEASE!?!??

(C: no.)

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Fine I'll stop....

BUT IM STILL MAD AT MYSELF!!!!!!!!! >.<

I THOUGHT THEY WERE AUSTIN MAHONE!!!!

>.< JUST ASK ANYONE!!! AUSTIN MAHONE DOES SOUND LIKE ONE INFECTION!!!!

Oh BTdubs!! What way do five gay guys walk? One direction *troll face*

(C: *attempts to hold in laughter*)

But anyways...

ANY NORMAL PERSON WILL AGREE WITH ME WHEN I SAY THEY DO SOUND LIKE AUSTIN MAHONE!!!!

ANYONE!?!?

Plz....

(C: Tessa you're going crazy,,, so what you like them? I like cake!)

WELL DUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!

BUT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ABOUT YOU!!!

EVERYONE KNOW I HATE THEM!!!!

BUT NO!!! SUDDENLY MY BRAIN DECIDES TO LIKE THREE OF THEIR DUMB SONGS!!!!

SOMEONE PLEASE HIT ME WITH THIS BASEBALL BAT!!!!!

(J: I'll do it!!!)

(C: *throws baseball bat at Jay and hits jays head*)

(J: *falls unconscious*)

(C: NO!)

PFFFFTTTTTTT *tries to hold in laughter*

(C: <thoughts> at least she's off the Nya topic....)

COME ON!!! SOMEONE!?!!?!?

I NEED MENTAL HELP!!!! ><