1000 Funny Jokes [Part 2]

331) true story

ok this is a true story!

ok so my parents own a restaurant, and they recently sold the buisness! So the last day they have the buisness is new years eve, last night my mum decided to put tealights on the tables outside, during the middle of service, one of the customers came to my dad (the head chef) and asked for a fire extuingusher, what happend was the paper on the table, got blown over by the wind and caught fire on the tealigh, to sum it all up the outside tables and papers were on fire! everyone in my family calls it "mum's atempt to burn down the restaurant"

What a great last night? The backyard was on fire! No literally I saw the melted chairs.