1000 Funny Jokes [Part 2]

256) me home alone

Me; "I'm home alone!"

Me; **in the shower** WERE LIKE NA NA NA

Me; **in to the hairbrush** IF IM LOUDER WOULD YOU SEE ME? WOULD YOU LAY DOWN IN MY ARMS AND RESCUE ME?

Me: **running around the house** I WANNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND JUMP AROUND UNTIL WE SEE THE SUN!!!!

Me: **balancing my self on the couch** I CANT BE NO SUPERMAN BUT FOR YOU I'LL BE SUPERHUMAN!!!!!!

Family: **comes home**

Me: **goes in room and on tumblr** *quietly* shut the door turn the lights of