This chappy is dedicated to @Not_So_Awesome for the votesssss! Thanksssss
So these are just a couple quotes that i read from actual fanfictions:
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*main character doesn't work*
*doesn't have parents*
*but can afford an iphone, prada bag, starbucks, Range Rover, and their own flat*
How do you even?
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"I tugged on Niall's natural blonde hair"
Oh, oh oh you don't know your basic facts
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*****Hendall FanFic*****
No, just don't even
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"I hit her because I love her"
No, you hit her because your Harry Styles, and you know that bitch won't leave you.
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"What bday cake do you want Zayn?"
"CARROT CAKE WITH EXTRA CARROTS!" Said Louis
Here we go again, how many times do I have to say, its 2013
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*all boys fall in love with main girl*
Really?
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*moves to London*
*casually bumps into One Direction*
Its not that simple.
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*I unbuckled Harry's pants, and they fell to his ankles*
Harry's don't simply fall down to his ankels, especially with those tight jeans.
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"He hovered over me"
Is he some type of space craft or?
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*One Direction tour bus brakes down in main girls lawn*
What type of magic bus are you using?
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*main girl bites her lip every 16 seconds*
Can you not?
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"I couldn't be falling for Niall now, right?
Im done with you, are you serious right now?
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Liam: *never the main character*
*always innocent*
*never drinks or parties*
Me: *starts playing Little White Lies*
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*main character is georgeous*
*loaded with money*
*gets bullied*
Because hell with logic
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*everyone is always drop dead georgeous*
This is racist to ugly people of the world.
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Okay, so these actual stuff I read in wattpad
These are ALL from REAL fanfics that I read.
So incase your gonna make a fanfic, please make it original and stand out so it catches the readers eye!:)
Got this from @MostFanfics on twitter!!
YOU ARE READING
Directioners Crazy Mofo Book
RandomThis book is filled with One Direction facts, jokes, directioner problems, imagines, how directioners are different from other fandoms, tips for new directioners, things I find hilarious, and many more! And a bunch of stuff you directioners will enj...
