That Stupid Ass Moment When..

Scary Movie Characters

That moment when you watching a scary movie and you catch yourself yelling at the tv cuz somebody being stupid as fuck.

I don't understand, if you hear a fucking noise in a dark ass, haunted ass, scary ass house, why do you follow that shit! Bitch you is going to die!

If I hear some shit imma get my black ass outta there.

Ghost be whispering, "Get out" and bitches sit there looking into space all confused and shit. HE SAID GET THE HELL OUT! THIS IS HIS FUCKING HOUSE!

Shit if it was me, "SHIDDD NIGGA AINT GOTTA TELL ME TWICE! IM OUT! ITS SOME CHICKEN ON THE COUNTER IF YO GHOST ASS HUNGRY. DEUCES!"

then it be them people that be running all extra fucking slow tryna look back and be tripping and shit talking bout "Leave me, save yourself." and they friends be like "No I'm not leaving without u."

Shit I'll be damned if I die with yo dumb ass. you shouldn't have tripped. Ain't my fault yo ass clumsy. Taking my black ass on.




~Deshawn