That Stupid Ass Moment When..

Waving.

That moment when somebody sexy as fuck walk by and wave at you and you wave. Then you realize they wasn't waving at you but at the person behind you.

So you gotta act like you swatting a damn fly or some shit so you don't look dumb as fuck.

Thinking the whole time, "They didn't have to do me like that, shit. They coulda at least pretended to wave at me so I won't look like a damn loner. Mean ass, bullying ass, not-waving-at-you ass, 2+2-knowing ass, fine ass motherfucker! All I want is a wave cuz I ain't got no goddamn friends! Shit we can play pretend!"



~Deshawn