Don't call me crazy (All Time Low/ Alex Gaskarth adoption story)

Chapter 6 - the mall...again

WALEX

The past seven days have been amazing! Sammi, Jack and I have been together constantly, decorating her room, making snowmen, having snowball battles, watching all our favourite films and even baking cookies! It was brilliant and I seriously love Sammi being around and I knew Jack did too. We hadn't told the fans yet, we diecided to wait unitl it was official and I still needed to tell my parents, preferably before I went round there for Christmas day. Which reminds me...

"YO SAMMI, JACK GET YO ASSES IN HERE" I yelled into the house, hoping they heard me. I could hear two sets of feet running through the house from different directions and then I head I loud crash. I jumped up quickly and ran towards the noise "GUYS WHAT HAPPENED IS EVERYONE O-" I stopped my shouting when I saw Sammi and Jack spread out on the floor and I couldn't help but burst out laughing "OH MY GOD GUYS HOW...WHAT EVEN...OH WOW" I said in between laughs, not being able to form a whole sentence, as I stood clutching my stomach and wiping tears away. They both looked at eachother and then at me and then burst out laughing with me. We all spent the next ten minutes laying out on the floor laughing and crying our heads off. Once I calmed down I began to talk again

"Okay guys, it's 4 days till christmas which means we have 4 days to do ALL the shopping so get yo asses dressed and ready to go in fifteen minutes" I got up and brushed my ass off then walked to the living room to finish my coffee.

*two hours later*

We had been at the mall for an hour and a half and I had already found things for Zack, Rian, Matt, the rest of the crew members and Jacks parents. Jack had wondered off on his own after about ten minutes and was probably in the gadget or joke shops. Sammi had decided that she wanted to get her own presents for everyone and so had got things for Jack, Zack, Rian, the crew members and Rians girlfriend, Cass.

"Oh my god...I can't believe I'm going to meet Cassadee Pope at Christmas! Ohmygodmohmygodohmygod!" she looked at me and turned bright red "You're never going to let me forget about fangirling over her are you?" I laughed evily and she hit my arm.

"So, Sammi...what should I get you?" I took her hand, swinging it with mine

"Nothing...I don't want anything! You already took me in!" I stopped and turned to look at her

"If anything that should be your present to me! Sammi, I'm getting you something and you don't have a choice in that!" I smirked at her as she fake pouted "So, what do you want?" she looked down at her hands

"Maybe...one thing?" I smiled and nodded willing her to go on "Don't send me to school! Please? Take me on tour with you or something just don't send me to a school!" she said really quickly with tears building up in her eyes. I pulled her in for a tight hug

"Thank God you said that! I was worried you wouldn't want to tour with us!" I laughed and looked at her "And anyway...I need to get you something you can actually unwrap!" she laughed and we went back to walking towards McDonalds. I stopped abruptly when I heard whispering from next to me.

"Oh my god...isn't he that one in that weird emo band? Y'know, the one that that emo Sammi Walters used to like?" I heard one voice say as I hid Sammi behind me slightly, protecting her.

"Oh my god it is...what happened to her? I bet she killed herself! Haha! Thank God! Finally took our advice!" I heard a chorus of giggles from the group and felt my face getting red with anger and my jaw tightening

"He is hot though...maybe we should get pictures with him"

"Oh my gosh yes, I bet he starts falling for one of us" then a lot of giggling came from the group and chatting about which one is more likely to sleep with me...apparently Tonya. I looked at Sammi to see she was completely distracted by her magazine I had got her and began to walk away when I felt someone tap my chest. I looked up to see a girl with waaaaaaay too much make-up on, bleached, damaged hair, fake boobs in a low cut crop top and a skirt so short I'm pretty sure you could probably see her vagina.

"Hey there...so...I'm Tonya and I really really love your band and I was wondering if you could sign something for me" she giggled while biting her lip and running her hand through her hair. She reached into her purse bringing out a pink sharpie and gave it to me. She reached to her top and pulled it down slightly so the top of her bra was showing "sign this please?" she winked at me and blew me a kiss. I narrowed my eyes at her and gave her back her sharpie

"No" she fake pouted at me

"Why?"

"Because I'm not stupid. I heard your friends and I know exactly what you were saying you bitch. So, you either get the fuck away from me and leave my fucking daughter alone or I call the police and tell them that you tried to get someone to commit suicide!" I yelled at her, causing everyone to look at us. The whole of the mall looked at us in shock and Tonya was going bright red.

"YEAH WELL THAT EMO BITCH SHOULD HAVE DIED! FUCKING WHORE! FAT, UGLY, FUCKED UP LITTLE SHIT!" She shouted in my face and slapped me hard. She turned aroud to see the whole mall looking at her in disgust "WHAT?! IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN KICK ME OUT OF HERE!" She yelled into the crowd just as security came up

"Erm...actually miss...yeah we can..." one of the guys said as they grabbed her arms and walked her out of the mall. Her friends looked confused and then looked at me with Sammi, their eyes widened when they saw her arm linked with mine and they went bright red and ran off. I turned to look at Sammi who was wiping her eyes with her jumper

"Are you okay sweetie?" she shook her head and I hugged her tight. She put her head in my neck and so I reached down under her and picked her up in a firemans lift and she giggled. "Right, we gotta go find auntie Jack and finish getting these presents!" I said and began running with her in my arms, every now and again I would pretend to drop her, making her scream and swear at me.

*4 hours later*

"Fuck me my feet hurt like hell" Jack moaned as he sat down on the sofa followed by Sammi who made an exhausted sigh as she sat down.

"Guys! It's only like 5 o'clock! And I still need to tell my parents that I adopted a kid! So you guys are coming, whether you like it or not!" they both looked at me with faces that could kill and simultaneously stuck their middle fingers up at me. I laughed at them and held my hands out tothem to help them up "I already told mom that we'd be there for 7 so go change! Oh and Jack, pleeaasseee don't just put a mankini on under your coat again...no one wants to see your balls in this weather" Jack fake pouted then laughed and ran upstairs. I looked over at Sammi who was fiddling with her fingers."what's up?"

"What if they hate me?! What if they dont want you to have a kid?!" Sge said quickly and vurried her head in her hands

"Sweetie, theyre going to love you sooo much! Seriously! Don't worry about it okay? Just go get changed, I think we're going to a fancy restaurant or something" I smiled and she nodded and walked off...I hope she'll be okay...