Blonde and the puzzle : A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home? "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem? "Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces. " "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is. " "It's a big rooster," she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box. "
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Funny texts
RandomFunny texts,riddles,jokes of many types! Everything is packed into this funny book. (These are not my jokes, I just found them and thought you people would enjoy them)