Random Chap (to keep you calm)

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When Marshall gets drunk, hell is contained....?

Marshall~ I just need to cut loose, yah know?

Random guy at bar~ Yeah.

A few drinks later

Drunk Marshall~ I have a very wonderful song I think everyone should sing if you know these words.

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I am really special cause theres only one of me,
look at my smile im so damn happy and other people are jealous of me,

when im sad and lonely, i like to sing this song,
it cheers me and shows me that i wont be sad for long,
oh oh oh,

im so haaappyyy i can barely breathe,
puppy dogs and sugar frogs, and kittens baby teeth,
watchout all you mothers,
im happy as hardcore,
happy as a coupon for a twenty dollar whore, hahaha,

oh im really happy sugar coated me,
happy good anger bad thats my philosophy,

*sigh* i cant do this man im not happy, *Thinks of song*
 

i am really special cause theres only one of me,
look at my smile im so damn happy other people are jealous of me,

these are my love handles *waves hands in air*
and this is my spout, *points to mouth*

but if you tip me over,
than mamma's gonna knock you out,

i am special i am happy, i am gonna heave,

welcome to my happy world,
now get your shit and leave,
 

i am happy i am good i am......
outta here ....

screw you! *drops mic and collapses*

*crowd cheers and someone calls an ambulance*

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Hope this keeps you calm. No this has nothing to do with the book I just wanted to keep you contained. So I hope you enjoyed!!!

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                                                                                               ~Jewlz~

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