Perverted Stalker ☜ Yoonmin

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jaMin: GUESS WHAT

swegsugaaa: u finally decided to send me nudes? :)))

jaMin: iw no. Guess again

swegsugaaa: umm..u got kicked out of the dorm for being too sexy and now u are homeless guy in the street wandering around, looking somewhere to spend the night at but then u realized u have an amazing friend named Min Yoongi who lives a couple of towns away so u decided to message that friend and tell him if u could crash at his place? And maybe have some crazy buttsex?

jaMin: WHAT THE THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH UR MIND?!

jaMin: could u like guess something thats actually realistic?!

swegsugaaa: u finally realized that u like me?

jaMin: cocky bitch

swegsugaaa: i was being realistic, you in denial bitch

swegsugaaa: im tired of dis guessing crap, just tell me already

jaMin: YOUR SONG GOT THE HIGHEST MARK OMGGGG

swegsugaaa: ofc it did

jaMin: teach said that it was well polished, especially the melody and it seemed like a work of an experienced composer

swegsugaaa: praise my toes

jaMin: THANK YOU SO MATSSSS (ﾉﾟ▽ﾟ)ﾉ

swegsugaaa: anytime babe

jaMin: yknow, now that i think about it. Ikno nothing about u

swegsugaaa: hmmm are u interested?

jaMin: NO, i just think its unfair

swegsugaaa: yea right

jaMin: am i sensing sarcasm?

swegsugaaa: maybe, maybe not. But since u say its unfair, ask me anythinggg

jaMin: okay, lets start w/ da basics shall we?

swegsugaaa: the basics?

swegsugaaa: boring

jaMin: idc if u think its boring

jaMin: so like what do u do?

swegsugaaa: you

jaMin: u are hopeless

swegsugaaa: pshh u know you want it

jaMin: Im not in the mood to argue w/ u on this so im gonna rephrase the question

jaMin: wat do u do, and I mean it like do u attend uni or something? Or do u have a job?

swegsugaaa: uni

jaMin: what course?

swegsugaaa: Advance Song writing and Production

[A/N: lol what even]

jaMin: so thats why u're so good at making songs!!!

swegsugaaa: im good in bed too ;)

jaMin: im ignoring that. y didnt u tell me sooner?

swegsugaaa: u didnt ask

jaMin: TCH

jaMin: umm.. wen is ur bday?

swegsugaaa: 03-09-93

jaMin: wait...so that means..

swegsugaaa: yes, i am ur HYUNG

swegsugaaa: now show some respect

jaMin: i refuse

swegsugaaa: is dat how ur mama raised u?

swegsugaaa: to be a direspectful cunt?

jaMin: dont bring my mom into this!

jaMin: and wtf, ur the disrespectful cunt out here

swegsugaaa: and why is that?

jaMin: BECAUSE U SEXUALLY HARRASS ME EVERY CHANCE U GET!

swegsugaaa: its not sexual harassement when ur enjoying it :p

jaMin: I DO NOT ENJOY EVEN A SECOND OF IT!!!

swegsugaaa: hah, is that wat u say to urself?

jaMin: MIN YOONGI!

swegsugaaa: thats 'hyung' to u

jaMin: fcking hate u