Health Teacher-Mr. Wasko
Students-assorted names other than Mr. Wasko (8th grade)
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Wasko-Today we will be learning about our bodies.
Class laughs.
Wasko-We will split into boys and girls. (ignoring laughter and continueing)
Class laughs collectively again.
Wasko-You. (pointing at Billy and using the technique divide and conquer)
Billy-Yes Mister? (trying to control his laughter)
Wasko-What is so funny?
Billy-...Nothingggg...
Wasko-You. (pointing at a girl who wasn't laughing)
Melissa-Yes?
Wasko-Do you know why they are laughing?
Melissa-Yes.
Wasko-Tell me.
Melissa-I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Wasko-Please tell me so I can calm down the class.
Melissa-Do you really want to know?
Wasko-Yes!
Melissa-Your wife said...(trailing off)
Wasko-What did she say? I need to continue with this lesson on sex?
Melissa-Okay (walks up to Mr. Wasko)
Wasko-Yesss?
Melissa-Your wife said you have a small-
Wasko-UHHH! Let's go play dodgeball guys...
