Status: I'm moving the poems from wrong poems into funny poems just because I realized they aren't really offensive (2 years ago)


Name nscruz13
Location West Orange, New Jersey
Member Since Aug 30, 2011
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Soo my friend Kristen thought I should post the stories I write on this website, and if your reading this, that means you've read the stories.
People don't really know I write.
I am more of an athelete and half hearted when I go to school.
I play lacrosse and I swim.
Soooooo...yeah that is it :)

PS-I like writing funny poems, tell me if you have any requests! PLEASE ask me to write a poem, itd make my day

Also, feel free to friend me on facebook, name is Nick Cruz and my profile picture is the same as my wattpad picture :)


Funny Poems

Funny Poems

31 parts / 4 pages, updated Apr 05, 2014G
Poems meant to make you laugh. AND YOU WILL LAUGH. Enough said. :)
42,702 reads votes 298 comments 62
How To Not Get Involved With Vampires

How To Not Get Involved With Vampires

1 page, updated Jan 05, 2012PG-13Completed
How to avoid physco vampires and werewolfs
69 reads votes 6 comments 4
Mean Teacher (Jokes)

Mean Teacher (Jokes)

3 parts / 1 page, updated Dec 11, 2011PG
1,285 reads votes 26 comments 4
The Untold

The Untold

3 parts / 2 pages, updated Dec 01, 2011PG-13
I know what I have done is wrong. I know that I cannot undo that which I have done. But now...Now I will try to make ammends and save those who I have put in harm's way. This...although highly my duty
121 reads votes 17 comments 2
100 Percent

100 Percent

10 parts / 7 pages, updated Nov 12, 2011PG
649 reads votes 62 comments 14
The Real Reason for Halloween

The Real Reason for Halloween

5 pages, updated Oct 28, 2011PGCompleted
Jimmy must save him and his friends from an evil force that has been around far too long...
159 reads votes 6 comments 3

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Hey, I like your poems, they are pretty funny, you should check my Funny Poems collection out and see if you wanna write any together? Okay?
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That was creepy as hell!!