I'm home alone

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Me: Wow,i'm home alone.

Me: *In the shower* WE'RE LIKE NA NA NA

Me: *Into a hairbrush* BUT I SEE YOU WITH HIM,SLOW DANCING

Me: *Running around the house* I WANNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT,JUMP AROUND UNTIL WE SEE THE SUN

Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* I CAN'T BE NO SUPERMAN, BUT FOR YOU I'LL BE SUPERHUMAN

Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE

Family: *Comes Home*

Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr* *quietly* shut the door, turn the light off

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