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*4th of July Party at Briana's*

Briana: Thanks for coming! Independence Day is a big thing in my country

Louis: I know about the 4th of July, Brendon

Briana: Don't be so sour. Look, I brought Freddie!

Freddie: You know what's the biggest thing in this country?

Briana: Freddie?! Baby, you can talk?

Louis: Just ignore him

Freddie: This big load of bullshit right here!

Freddie: Where's that frog Harold? Now that's a real mama

Louis: Lord help me

Freddie: The only 4th I'm celebrating is that 4th nipple, cuz his tits are insane

Briana: Yeah this is definitely your son :[

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I know I promised a 4th of July update but my laptop broke so it ran a little late. More savage Freddie updates or no? He's my favorite character thus far and he's brand new

QOTC: Best 1D album?

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