*4th of July Party at Briana's*
Briana: Thanks for coming! Independence Day is a big thing in my country
Louis: I know about the 4th of July, Brendon
Briana: Don't be so sour. Look, I brought Freddie!
Freddie: You know what's the biggest thing in this country?
Briana: Freddie?! Baby, you can talk?
Louis: Just ignore him
Freddie: This big load of bullshit right here!
Freddie: Where's that frog Harold? Now that's a real mama
Louis: Lord help me
Freddie: The only 4th I'm celebrating is that 4th nipple, cuz his tits are insane
Briana: Yeah this is definitely your son :[
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I know I promised a 4th of July update but my laptop broke so it ran a little late. More savage Freddie updates or no? He's my favorite character thus far and he's brand new
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