Wife: "Wake your ass up!"
Louis: "Wh- what? What's going on?"
Eleanor: "Harry's pregnant, you jerk. So guess what time it is?"
Wife: "Tell him El!"
Eleanor: "Child support time, bitch"
Louis: "I can't be a dad yet! I'm too young! My mum's gonna kill me and my future is ruined and-"
Louis:
Louis: "Hang on a second that's ridiculous......"
Louis: "I used protection, so it can't possibly be mine"
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Bit late since Harry confessed he was preggars but whatever. I updated. But I mostly updated because.....drum roll please......
I REACHED 100K VOTES LIKE MY GOD LAWD HAVE MERCY IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE I'VE SAID IT BEFORE BUT I'LL SAY IT AGAIN I'M JUST A LITTLE GIRL FROM PENNSYLVANIA AND NOW I'M SMASHING IT!
Jesus, is this real life. I can't thank you guys enough so I probably won't ever stop thanking you. For the translations, the rankings, the feedback, everything. Last note, not to self-advertise here but um, I wrote this smexy Larry one shot that features Louis' twin, William, and it's saucy. But Willliam won't be participating in the smut so if you'd like to check it out it's called "Boyfriend #2", inspired by the song from Pleasure P.
Haven't started on the book, but I will just as soon as miss missy can spare a minute to talk to me for the co-op. Once again, thank you all, and I'll update when I think I'm being funny (which is never), BYE.
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Married To A Larry Shipper || Larry Stylinson (Complete) ✔️
Fanfiction"I love you my beautiful wife." "Shut up, Harry. You're gay and that's that." ~Or~ Harry is married and his wife swears he's in love with Louis. || Ranked: 2nd place in the Popular Larry Stories category of the Bromance Awards ||
