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Life is a battleground

and I'm a soldier;

the day I was born,

I became a recruit.

Everyday I must fight,

whether I wish it be

or not.

I'm armed with fearful

weapons:

a beastlike machine gun,

a sonic shattering grenade,

and a swiss pocket knife.

I strike first,

I strike hard,

I strike fear in my enemies.

The devil is the earth's

General,

and I was his Sergeant.

I went on missions for

him,

he trained me to hate,

to lie, to cheat,and to steal.

On his mission I ruined

lives,

I could not stop myself.

All I could do was say,

'Yes sir, yes!'

I hated this general:

he paid me little wages,

I became bloodthirsty,

my eyes became blood

red,

I couldn't think,

I was an avatar,

and he was the gamer.

The last training he gave

me was on depression.

All I could do was say,

'Yes sir, yes!'

But then I met another

general,

who promised me good

wages,

proper missions,

and a new promotion.

He called himself Jesus,

I accepted him

and he changed me.

Little did I know that the

mission he gave me,

was the greatest and

hardest mission of all.

The mission was to be

a Christian.

Yes sir, yes!'

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The game of life is about to

begin.

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