Friend:
*drops phone without a case*
*throws phone onto concrete*
*drops it facedown from a lighthouse*
*chucks phone from Empire State Building*
*picks up phone*
Friend: *phone is perfectly fine* Look it's fine don't worry.
Me:
*drops phone once and not even from high up*
*phone cracks*
*gets screen fixed*
*taps screen too hard*
*screen cracks again*
*fixes it*
*drops it again at the perfect angle for it not to crack but to be fried internally and unfixable*
Me:
...
....
Shat.
*insert soul breaking GIF from Undertale*
