Let me run you through my day

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Okay

Woke up at 11:00 AM

Came downstairs at 1:00 PM

Ate a waffle

Mom dragged me to the pool

My friends almost drowned me over a pool floaty

A five year old tried to help them "get me off of the raft" (drown me)

Went home

Played on a slip-n-slide at my neighbor's (Let's call her "Mouse")

She abandoned me with her other friend(Let's call her "Sparrow")and left me with a nine year old sister(Sparrow's) and a five year old sister(Mouse's)

The nine year old spit in my mouth

I hit my head. Hard. Twice.

Went home for a dinner party and was forced to socialize

Now I have a bad headache

Did I have fun? Sure.

Do I want to do it again? No.

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