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Review for I Sold Myself To The Devil For Vinyls... Pitiful I Know

Review for I Sold Myself To The Devil For Vinyls... Pitiful I Know by DarknessAndLight

AHHHHHH!!!!!!! THIS IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE BOOK ON WATTPAD!!! SO THIS MIGHT BE A BIASED REVIEW :P

IM GONNA USE CAPS AND IMPROPER ENGLISH BECAUSE IM WEIRD LIKE THAT XDD

OK IN CASE U DONT KNOW THIS BOOK IS EXTREMELY POPULAR!! IT HAS OVER 4 000 000 READS!!

OK THIS BOOK IS ABOUT A GIRL NAMED LEXI WHO IS USED TO BE A VERY HAPPY GIRL WHO IS FRIENDS WITH THE WHOLE FOOTBALL TEAM, AND SHE IS UNHAPPY BECAUSE OF HER MOTHER LEAVING HER FAMILY SO THERES SAD PARTS TO THIS BOOK, THEN COMES BLAKE EATON (MY FAVORITE HUMAN CHARACTER!! MARRY ME BLAKE!! DUMP LEXI WE'LL BE SO MUCH MORE HAPPIER TOGETHER!!! OH NO OFFENCE LEX... LOVE YA TOO... *AWKWARDNESS*) THE PLAYER! I KNOW WAT UR THINKING, BUT NO U DONT KNOW THE WHOLE STORY!!! SO YEAH BLAKE EVEN THOUGH SLEEPS WITH LOT OF GIRLS AND A TOTAL DOUCHE TO LEXI AT FIRST BUT HE HAS ANOTHER SIDE TO HIM, A MORE REAL SIDE, AND THE TWO OF THEM GOT TO SPEND TIME TOGETHER BECAUSE LEXI IS GETTING BRIBED BY VINYLS TO TUTOR HIM AND YEAH U SEE WHERE ITS GOING :P

SO YEAH THIS BOOK IS ROMANCE TEEN FICTION, BUT I THINK HUMOR SUITS IT BETTER!! BECAUSE SERIOUSLY THE CHARACTERS ARE HILARIOUS! AND ALL THE WITTY LINES AND WEIRD RANDOMNESS IS JUST TOO AWESOME XDD SO YEAH IF U LIKE LAUGHING I SUGGEST U GO READ IT NOW!!!

ITS NOT EVEN ALL ABOUT LEXI AND BLAKE THERES SOME SIDE ROMANCE TOO THIS TOO!! ITS SERIOUSLY THE BEST BOOK EVER AND I DONT THINK WORDS CAN DESCRIBE HOW AWESOME IT IS!!! NO JOKE!!

THE BOOK IS LONG TOO AND ALREADY FINISHED!! OH AND SHES WRITING A BLAKES POV WHICH IM DYING FOR HER TO UPLOAD ALREADY!! BUT I UNDERSTANDS THAT SHE NEEDS A BREAK..... BUT SERIOUSLY! IF UR READING THIS!! PLEASE!! IM BEGGING!! *PUPPY EYES* I HONESTLY CANT GET ENOUGH BLAKE EATON!!! AND A SPIN OFF ON THEIR FUTURE GENERATIONS TOO!! :DDDD I KNOW!! HOW INCREDIBLY COOL IS SHE?? OH AND READ HER AUTHOR'S NOTES!! THEY ARE HYSTERICAL!!!!! XDDD

SHES IN THE PROCESS OF EDITING THIS BOOK TO FIX ALL THE GRAMMAR AND SPELLING MISTAKES BUT THE AWESOMENESS OF THE BOOK MAKES U FORGET THEM ALL!! I READ IT 3 TIMES ALREADY!! :DDDD

IF YOU HAVE READ IT AND DONT THINK ITS A GOOD BOOK THEN YOU SHOULD SLAP YOURSELF!! OR I'LL DO IT!! *CRACKS KNUCKLES*

ALRIGHT I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE I CAN SAY TO DESCRIBE THE AWESOMENESS OF THIS BOOK.... BECAUSE IF YOU STILL HAVENT GOTTEN THE GIST THEN GO READ IT YOURSELF!! CUZ IM ABOUT TO READ IT FOR THE FORTH TIME :)))))

I APOLOGIZE IF THIS REVIEW MAKES NO SENSE..... I DIDNT SLEEP AT ALL LAST NIGHT BECAUSE OF BLACK FRIDAY..... BUT THAT REALLY IS AN EPIC BOOK!!!!!! :DDDDD