Status: I think I'm gonna retire and become a short story writer... (9 months ago)

i_beat_chuck_norris

Name	Holly
Location	sigh obviously on your screen right now
Member Since	Aug 23, 2011
Votes Received	36
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If you stumbled upon this page to read my works, let me just warn you that they are horribly written, and I will probably not update them. 

If you stumbled upon this page to yell at me for not fanning back, I'm sorry I don't do that anymore. Unfan me if you wish, since Wattpad is having a fan cap thing, 

If you stumbled upon this page because you love me, then let me just tell you that you are the probably the world's greatest person alive. And I love you back! <3

I have this story written on this account@imjusttooawesome the story is decent written, at least I think so. Check it out? ;D

Feel free to talk to me, I don't bite... unless you taste like bacon ;)

- take a cookie on your way out -

Reading back to my old messages, I sounded like an immature bitch. I sincerely apologize if I ever sounded like a brat. I promise I won't do that anymore.

Works

AWESOME REVIEWS RIGHT HERE PEOPLE!!

2 parts / 1 page, updated Nov 25, 2011

SPOILER ALERT!!! I read completed books and review them on here, I'm brutally honest, and mainly doing this because I'm bored... So yes, if you don't like... read more

539 reads

Hey Mr. Player, Do You Like My Fist?

2 parts / 3 pages, updated Nov 19, 2011

Don't have much plot for this story yet. Just winging it as I go.

402 reads

My Little Secret (boy x boy)

1 page, updated Sep 21, 2011 PG-13

“I’m gay.” How many times do I have to say this in front of a mirror before I can say it to people?! Connor is the quaterback on his high school football team,... read more

321 reads

A Little Thing Called Summer Love

6 pages, updated Sep 19, 2011

A little cute, cheesy romantic summer love story that I wrote. I like my cover.

164 reads

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LikkleAngel
1 month ago

hey remember me?

MalorieBrookeRe...
4 months ago

OH MY GOSHHH~~~!!!!! I FLIPPING LOVE YOUR BACK GROUND!!! HOW DID YOU GET IT!? ITS SO AWESOME BECAUSE IT HAS IAN AND CHASE AND VAMPIRE ACADEMY AND IT'S SO AWESOME!!!!!!

EmmiexxZoey
6 months ago

HOOLLLYYYYYYYYYY

cocoacocoa
7 months ago

MMMBBAGGGGGGG

xcaraphernelia
8 months ago

omg, I haven't been on in ages! Do you remember me? :D I spammed your wall one time haha :D

cocoacocoa
8 months ago

@i_beat_chuck_norris 

OMGG! I LOVE YOU MBAG! :DD

-TAKES BUCKET- FANQQUUU! :DD -GOBBLES-

WHY FANQU! :)

HAHA YUP BUT I'D HAVE 20, AND A DEAD BODY ;)

i_beat_chuck_no...
8 months ago

@cocoacocoa OH THE 1s ALWAYS SNEAK INTO THE !s XDD

LMAO OH YOU WOULD LOVE THAT WOULDN'T YOU HAVING ME TO STALK YOU ;) XDD

*HOLDS OUT BUCKET* TAKE AS MANY AS YOU WANT, TAKE ADVANTAGE WHILE I'M FEELING NICE ;P

OOH SO I JUST READ YOUR PROFILE PIC (HILARITY BTW) BUT THERE'S AN EXTENSION TO THAT:

TEACHER: IF YOU HAVE TEN CHOCOLATE CAKES AND SOMEONE FORCES TO TAKE ONE FROM YOU, HOW MANY CHOCOLATE CAKES DO YOU HAVE LEFT?

STUDENT: TEN AND A DEAD BODY

XDD

cocoacocoa
8 months ago

@i_beat_chuck_norris 
MBAGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 :)

LOL YOU CAN BE AN AWESOME, OLD PEOPLE BEATING, STALKER! :DDD

<33

-GRABS COOKIE-

MORE FOR MEE! :DDD

-MUNCHES-

WASSUPP? :)

bashful_beauty
9 months ago

OMG!!! MARSHY!!!!!!! XD ARE U BAK ON WATTY??? O.o

i_beat_chuck_no...
9 months ago

@cocoacocoa COCOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LONG TIME NO SEE!! WAIT NO NOW I SOUND LIKE A STALKER.. I MEANT... LONG TIME NO TALK!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDD 

HMM SURPRISINGLY MY COOKIES ARENT A HUGE HIT :O

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