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If you stumbled upon this page to read my works, let me just warn you that they are horribly written, and I will probably not update them. 

If you stumbled upon this page to yell at me for not fanning back, I'm sorry I don't do that anymore. Unfan me if you wish, since Wattpad is having a fan cap thing, 

If you stumbled upon this page because you love me, then let me just tell you that you are the probably the world's greatest person alive. And I love you back! <3

I have this story written on this account @imjusttooawesome the story is decent written, at least I think so. Check it out? ;D

Feel free to talk to me, I don't bite... unless you taste like bacon ;)

- take a cookie on your way out -

Reading back to my old messages, I sounded like an immature bitch. I sincerely apologize if I ever sounded like a brat. I promise I won't do that anymore.
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4 Published Works

Featured work.

My Little Secret (boy x boy)

Social data: 1K reads. 13 votes. 22 comments.

Description: ā€œIā€™m gay.ā€ How many times do I have to say this in front of a mirror before I can say it to people?! Connor is the quaterback on his high school football team, he has been the school's golden boy for so as long as he has been there. Putting...


Other Works by i_beat_chuck_norris.
A Little Thing Called Summer Love

A Little Thing Called Summer Love

207 9 4

A little cute, cheesy romantic summer love story that I wrote. I like my cover.

Hey Mr. Player, Do You Like My Fist?

Hey Mr. Player, Do You Like My Fist?

523 22 33

Don't have much plot for this story yet. Just winging it as I go.

AWESOME REVIEWS RIGHT HERE PEOPLE!!

AWESOME REVIEWS RIGHT HERE PEOPLE!!

601 3 13

SPOILER ALERT!!! I read completed books and review them on here, I'm brutally honest, and mainly doing t...

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