the way Ron eats

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Badt3mp3r has updated her status to: Has anyone seen the way Ron eats? Its disgusting how much food he can stuff into his mouth at once!
B00kl0v3r and 13 others have liked this.
Paige: actually, I kinda eat that way sooooooo.
W3asl3yk1ng: thanks for sticking up for me Paige.
Paige: I'm actually telling the truth.
W3asl3yk1ng:oh............. Now I'm imagining it and I now see what everyone means. Ew.
cAtl0v3r03:ew. I can't stop thinking about it now.
Paige: remember when I played that whale prank on Fred? Man that was fun.
Tw1n1sm3:you know one thing I'm kinda happy that Hogwarts doesn't have?
cAtl0v3r03:what Fred?
Tw1n1sm3:a swimming pool. Imagine seeing Lavender Brown in a bikini.
W3asl3yk1ng:yeah you don't want to see it.
Paige:you definitely don't want to see me in a swim suit.
cAtl0v3r03: Paige, please just stop talking. We don't need to imagine anything else.
Paige: wait Ron. Have YOU seen Lavender in a swim suit?
W3asl3yk1ng: I wish I haven't.
cAtl0v3r03:what happened to that whale you bewitched Paige?
Paige:I bewitched it to talk. It wasn't very happy with me. The whale deserted me.
W3asl3yk1ng:whales don't belong on Facebook anyways.
Paige:oh he didn't quit Facebook. He keeps posting pictures of him and his girlfriend. She isnt that nice. I bewitched her to talk and she cursed at me.
B00kl0v3r:sorry Paige but you kinda deserved it.
Paige: :'(
B00kl0v3r: back to the way Ron eats, RON DO YOU HAVE TO EAT LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS?
W3asl3yk1ng: :'( sorry Hermione. I won't do it again.
Paige:I doubt that Ron.
W3asl3yk1ng:but I promise!

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