Tuesday, May 31, 2016
septicsean: oh my god mark
septicsean: i messaged you as soon as i could i'm so sorry
septicsean: my power went out yesterday and my phone was already almost dead
septicsean: mark i am so falling in love with you please don't be upset with me
septicsean: i don't know how i can make it up to youMessage read.
--mef95: Bob, I need to talk to you.
muysken: Has my ship sailed yet
mef95: What?
muysken: Septiplier
mef95: No. Just the opposite, actually, and I don't know what to do.
muysken: YOU GUYS LIKE EACH OTHER SO MUCH, WHAT THE HELL
muysken: I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP GOD DAMNIT
muysken: I should not be working harder at your relationship than youmef95: I told Jack that I thought I was falling in love with him. To his face, even. We were skyping. I told him and he hung up.
muysken: Bullshit
mef95: I know. He messaged me this morning, saying his power had gone out, and his phone had already died. I don't know if I believe him.
muysken: Why the fuck wouldn't you?
mef95: It's hard for me, Bob. I didn't plan on falling for Jack. I thought he had fallen for me too, but I was wrong. Being wrong hurt.
muysken: You fucking asshole
muysken: Jack has fallen for you
muysken: He fell way harder than you, way before you even realizedmef95: I don't know, Bob.
muysken: duDE, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT A HUNDRED TIMES
Message read.
--muysken: Dude, your boyfriend is an idiot
septicsean: my boyfriend? bob he hates me
muysken: It's not your fault your power went out
muysken: But it was a horribly funny coincidence that your phone was deadsepticsean: he doesn't believe that i love him back
muysken: Yeah, I know, we were just talking
muysken: He's super upset for some stupid reasonsepticsean: god i love him
septicsean: i really do
septicsean: you have no idea how badly i need him to believe memuysken: I think I have an idea
septicsean: and what would that be?
muysken: Make Mark jealous
muysken: Like, so jealous that he can't contain his love for you anymoresepticsean: that sounds like a terrible idea
muysken: Haven't you ever watched any romance movies, or read any fanfictions?
muysken: It always workssepticsean: okay so say we do try it
septicsean: how am i supposed to make him jealous?muysken: You know that girl you've been talking to, Wiishu, or whatever? That tumblr artist?
septicsean: yeah why
muysken: You're gonna pretend to date her
septicsean: this is the worst idea you've ever had
muysken: Hear me out
muysken: You know how you're gonna pop out of Mark's birthday cake?septicsean: i can't believe you're serious about that
muysken: I'm deadly serious about that.
muysken: Anyways, you're gonna bring her to LA with you, be all lovey dovey the whole time, and BAM. Angry, jealous sex with Marksepticsean: this isn't going to work
muysken: You have zero faith in me
muysken has added minionlord to the conversation.
muysken: Wade, isn't this a good idea
minionlord: You do know I can't see your previous conversation right
muysken: Damn it
muysken: Okay, hang on, let me explain it
muysken: Jack is gonna fake date this tumblr girl and bring her to LA when he visits Mark, and be all lovey gross with her and then get Mark all riled up and then boom
muysken: Angry, jealous sex with Markminionlord: This is a terrible idea
muysken: GOD DAMN IT YOU GUYS IM A GENIUS
YOU ARE READING
Message Me [Septiplier]
FanfictionSeptiplier AU A message to the wrong username leads to romance. --- This story will contain strong language, as well as mentions of suicide and vivid depictions of self harm. Please do not read this story if that will offend or trigger you in any w...