France.

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Im a little freaked out by France...,da!

He’s a little gross....

So here it goes, da!

- He’s a freak, da!

- He think’s he’s so smooth... but in reality... he’s not

-  He’s always staring at the woman of other countries when he visits them.

-  He’s always arguing with Britain.. it’s gets a little annoying.. but i don’t really care that much.

-  He thinks that all the woman love him... some do.. but a lot don’t..

- He might actually be gay... who knows

- He likes to “Molest” other nations.... poor Britain.. ^J^

-  He thought that i was a “cute” country when i was younger.... 

- And he knows my deepest ,darkest secret. KOLKOLKOL ^J^

A/N: i think i might go scare him now, da! Wish me luck...

WAIT! i DON’T NEED LUCK!! im Russia!

*"Oh Francis.... where are you......."

*”AHHHHHHH! what do you want Russia?"

"You can’t scare me.. im to sexy, non?"

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