Kaycee woke wit a start when she felt suttin' tickle tha back of her neck. Freezing, she lay still wishin it ta go away. "Grell," Biatch whispered, tryin ta wake tha olda shinigami once it didn't muthafuckin bounce. "Grell, I be thinkin you a lil ta close....I can feel yo' hair."
Grell looked over his shoulder n' shit. "Oh, sorry bout dat bullshit." Dude holla'd, n' moved over n' shit. "....do you smell something?"
"Fuck dat shit, why?"
"I be thinkin I smell something." Grell stated, chillin upright. Kaycee sat up as well, n' put her glasses on wit a yawn. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "If you wanna go peep what tha fuck it is, I can hook up you up there."
Grell nodded n' gots outta bed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Don't take ta long." Dude holla'd at her, leanin over n' quickly(and lightly) humpin' Kaycee before struttin up tha door.
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Shadow turned turned round ta peep Grell enter tha kitchen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "What is you bustin?" Dude asked, still half asleep. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shadow rolled her eyes. "Dope mornin ta you, like a muthafucka." Biatch replied sarcastically. "Whatz it look like, biatch? While you two was supposedly chillin, up in late I might add, I thought I might as well do /something/ useful naaahhmean, biatch? So here yo ass is; breakfast." Shadow finished, glancin all up in tha doorway when Kaycee strutted in. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "But now dat you two is up, you can do dat shit." Biatch added, dishin up some chicken n' chillin down all up in tha table.
Kaycee huffed up in amusement n' gots her muthafuckin ass some chicken n' you know I be eatin up dat shizzle all muthafuckin day, biatch. I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Just some cereal..she wasn't too hungry. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sittin down between Shadiw n' Grell, da hoe fuckin started ta eat. "Shadow?"
"Yeah?" Shadow replied, lookin over n' shit.
"If....if mah playas asks /why/ I was bustin up like a biatch yesterday, specifically William....could I ask you just tell then you didn't even know I was bustin up?"
Shadow blinked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Yo ass was bustin up?"
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How tha fuck Did This Happen, biatch? - Black Butla Fanfic
FanfictionKaycee started her hustlin as a shinigami on some year before she straight-up gots a permanent mentor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. When she finally gots one of her own, dat mentor was Grell. Soon afta Kaycee fuckin started hustlin wit Grell, they star...
