How tha fuck Did This Happen, biatch? - Black Butla Fanfic

Change of Plans

Once outside, Shadow n' Kayvee waited fo' Grell. "Whatz takin his ass so long?" Biatch axed her muthafuckin ass, just before Grell strutted up n' shut tha door behind his muthafuckin ass. "I have suttin' ta ask you," da perved-out muthafucka started ta say ta Kaycee before either her nor Shadow could say anything. "Kaycee, I know you goin ta git a funky-ass baby n' all...I wanna make shizzle you, n' our lil pimp safe-So...would it be ta much if I axed you ta stay at mah place tonight?" Grell turned red as he axed this, n' so did Kaycee. "I know what tha fuck you probably thinking, last time you came over fo' tha night; dis happened. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I just wanna feel like you safe." Dude explained. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! 

Kaycee stood there, unsure whether ta answer yeaaaa or no. "I..." Biatch was still at a loss fo' lyrics. "Please," Grell pleaded. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "If anythang happened ta you I would never forgive mah dirty ass." Kaycee sighed n' glanced all up in tha ground. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Yes yes y'all...but only if Shadow can come like a muthafucka. That is, unless dat biiiiatch wants ta stay at mah place by her muthafuckin ass?" Biatch asked, turnin ta her playa near tha last part of her exception. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "I be bout ta...come up in yo' faaaaaace!" Shadow replied. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "I don't like bein on mah own." Grell nodded, n' hugged Kaycee. "Thank yo thugged-out ass." Dude whispered up in her ear. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Then, tha three started tha strutt ta Grellz flat. 

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"So...where is we all goin ta chill?" Shadow axed when they had arrived at they destination. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Grell looked around; "you know....I hadn't straight-up thought bout dis shit." Dude admitted wit a slight, embarrassed blush. "I guess you can take a look around yo, but I call tha bedroom." Dude holla'd all up in tha hoes.  

Kaycee looked around, n' so did Shadow. "Where do you wanna chill?" Biatch asked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Shadow glanced over all up in tha couch...really tha only option dat looked comfy. "Yo ass can have tha couch, if you want," Kaycee holla'd at her, smiling. Turnin around, dat biiiiatch was bout ta say suttin' ta Grell, only ta find dat schmoooove muthafucka had gone tha fuck into tha bedroom. "I be bout ta be right back," dat dunkadelic hoe holla'd at Shadow, struttin tha fuck into tha other room.