"Victoria Secret,how may I help you?"
"The letter x scares me"
".....Hi,Bra boy,and pray tell why the letter x scares you?"
"Because I never want to be yours"
"....Sorry,I don't swing for your team"
" OH MY GOSHHHH!!!"
"Yo--u actually--be-lieve--d me!"
"Oh thank the skittle gods"
"FyI you don't stand a chance"
"We'll see"
"Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams?"
"No,they hurt from doging corny lines like this all the time"
"Ouch!"
"Awww did I hurt the wittle boy's feelings?"
"Nope!"
"............"
"By the way,what's your bra size?"
"Just when I thought you forgot"
"Nah,I'm a man on a mission"
"Man.......wait you said man,trust me there's nothing 'man' about you"
"Would you like to see what makes me man?"
"Actually nope!"
"Don't deny it baby!"
"I'm not denying anything,except that you're plain out crazy"
"Pizza"
"Fae"
"What?'
"Figure it out"
"NOOOO!,wait!"
"....................."
"Did you hang up?"
"Oh, yep she hung up"
YOU ARE READING
Bra Boy
Humor"Victoria Secrets,how can I help you?" "Uh..Whats your bra size?" "............the fuck!!"
