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I choked and almost died while eating pizza rip

nobody even noticed while I thought I was gonna die

anywayyyyyssss

"You wasted too much water".

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"Are you gonna go home now or..."

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"You're still here so I'm guessing no".

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"Wanna play around with my moms makeup?"

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"HANSOL NO THATS TOO MUCH EYELI-".

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"Omg yes putting eyeliner on your rubber ducky is a great idea".

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"Gerard the rubber ducky, normal school boy by morning, drag queen by night".

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"Oh what's this".

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"LORD CHRIST IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS".

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"Wash your makeup off omg we're leaving right now".

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"I'm traumatized there's no way I'm going back in my moms room okay".

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"I'm not telling you what that was".

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"You're too pure to know".

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"Welp, time to wash my eyes out with bleach".

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