mute ; verkwan

7.5

theyre so handsome bye

yeah this is kinda a random chap why did i even make this

that or itll be a huge part in the story idk yet whoops

"I didn't mean to kick your leg sorry about that".

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'Why is this my life save me Jisoo'.

'I'm sorry for saying you're bad at making food I swear'.

'I'll  let you buy snacks with my money all the time'.

'Please just save me from this awkwardness'.

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"Oh shit please let go of my leg".

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"No? Okay then".

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Boo Seungkwan, otherwise known as the king of awkwardness, was having a hard time sleeping. Maybe it was because the queen of awkwardness (who was too attractive for their own good) was sleeping right next to him.

Choi Hansol, otherwise known as the queen of awkwardness, had finally passed out a few minutes ago (and he just so happened to accidentally pass out while clutching Seungkwan's leg).

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"Please tell me this guy doesn't have a foot fetish".

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"Wow this guy has nice hair".

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"Oh hey he has a mole on his neck isn't that cute".

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"Where the hell is my phone".

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"Oh its seven in the morning and all I got were like 3 hours of sleep that's great".

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((convos with different people))

divaboo: mom halp me my friend basically has my leg in a death grip

birthgiver: tell him to stop

divaboo: hes asleep tho

birthgiver: oh then u screwed son

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divaboo: jisoos christ help

jesus: do you need me to wash away your sins again

divaboo: no hansol has a death grip on my leg and hes passed out and im scared to wake him up what do i do

jesus: have you tried drowning him in holy water

divaboo: joshua no

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((convo with seungkwans female friend. i name alot of the females minah whoops))

minahdagangsta: hoi friend do u need my assistance at 7 in the morning

divaboo: how did u kno

minahdagangsta: i kno everything

minahdagangsta: but if its about that boy u wanna fuck into tomorrow then sorry i cant help u on that

minahdagangsta: u must figure out how to turn this into a cheesy love story