How Boys Think

Yo yo yo! This is the finalistoe (I’m trying to sound cool) chapter for the book! It wasn’t really supposed to go this far but I thought stopping at ten would be cool... Please vote, comment and fan if you find us funny or just weirdly creepy.

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Reece: So last chapter! Are you excited?

Clyde: I’m excited that I did your mom.
Dean: My back is so f*cked up.
Roger: Why is it f*cked up? Did you bend too much for your boyfriend last night?
Brandon: I bet you would enjoy seeing that Roger.

Reece: You guys are f*cked up man. Okay so anyway, today we’ll be talking about random shit because it’s the last chapter so I didn’t want to keep things restricted.

Clyde: Your ball sack is restricted.
Dean: Isn’t every guys’ ball sack restricted?
Roger: Yeah because it’s in a sack.
Brandon: How do we go from being restricted to talking about ball sacks?

Reece: I have no f*cking idea! Anyway would you prefer your future wife to be a HOE or an innocent girl who doesn’t want to ever bang you?

Clyde: Really bitch? Really? 
Dean: Hey! Don’t call Reece a bitch.
Roger: A whore. A Skype hoe. Man that would be awesome!
Brandon: Any guy with a working penayay would pick the hoe.

Reece: Oh really? What if she had some yeast infection that burns your penaynay?

Clyde: I’m starting to think the virgin sounds better now.
Dean: Yeah! (His eyes dart around) Who doesn’t like a virgin.
Roger: I could like so much virgins they can call me Richard Branson.
Brandon: Uh yeast infection doesn’t really affect male parts? (How does he know?)

Reece: Have you ever dated someone from another race? Would you?

Clyde: I dated an Asian before she was hot except she kept on wearing pink underwear and I was like bitch change or get the f*ck out.
Dean: Nope but I did like a half Indian/half Chinese girl once.
Roger: Yeah I have! (Uh didn’t he say he didn’t have a girlfriend before?)
Brandon: Yes I have and yeah right, Roger.

Reece: What was the bitchiest thing a girl has ever said to you?

Clyde: She told me that my head looked like a retarded penguin.
Dean: Woah that must have been hard on you.
Roger: Bet other things were hard too.
Brandon: I always thought you looked more like a walrus. (He actually does in a way)

Reece: So here’s a question from Yahoo! Answers.

What is the best online dating site for teens?

I am looking for a site that is teens around 14 and 15 and can assure its not filled with sexual predators. I do not give out personnal information besides my name. I am a person who enjoys online dating over real dating because well i have alow self esteem.

Clyde: The only site that’s not filled of sexual predators is like for fucking smurfs or carebears. 
Dean: www.pedobear.com 
Roger: Stay away from the internet before you get ass raped! (Talking from personal experience?)
Brandon: Dude you’re 14... online dating should be for bald headed 40 year olds who can’t keep a hard on. (Out of interest, Brandon’s father fits that description)

Definition: That one fuzzy animal you think is cute until he makes forced humpy on you. (Which basically means that even the cutest of people can be pedos. Beware!)

Reece: Roger was probably 14 when he decided to date online anyway. Here’s another question

SEX???????

what whould happen if someone ad sex at age 12 with someone (male duh) age like 16?

Clyde: Dude that’s just WRONG even for me. 
Dean: Seriously! Go to www.pedobear.com 
Roger: Jeez, that’s a lot of question marks.
Brandon: At least spell “would” properly before asking.

Reece: Okay so a lot of users think that we’re somehow hot... maybe you should just confirm or deny it.

Clyde: I’m charming but yes Reece is an ugly asshole.
Dean: Ahhh! Just go to www.pedobear.com. 
Roger: Are you the f*cking pedobear advertisement agency?
Brandon: Do you remember when everyone called Clyde Bertha?