"Do you know what I look like, Siri? I mean I know that looks shouldn't be the top priority but I'm just curious. Do you know what I look like?"
You really turn heads...at least among the subset of galactic species that have heads.
"I'm serious. Come on."
Well, based on your above average corporeal thermal dissipation, I'd say you're rather hot.
"Wow. You really do know how to give compliments."
I've got more, would you like hear it?
"Sure."
A correlation of the available spatio-temporal, semantic, and conversational evidence supports the provisional conclusion that you're totally hot. Plus or minus one standard cuteness deviation.
".... You really are something."
It's nice to be appreciated.
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Short Story[Highest ranking yet: #1 in Short Story] "Siri, if you were a person, what would you look like?" Does my appearance matter to you? "...."
