Emo band things

Fall out boy

Me and my friend's group chat where we're all named after fall out boy members.

Patrick(me): I'm trying to get my mum to get me evening out with your girlfriend. I need all the fall out boy CDs and I'm only missing one or two.
Pete(my best friend): Why do you buy the CDs?! You already bought all of them on iTunes.
Patrick: You don't understand! I need to collect them all. And I can't find evening out with your girlfriend, take this to your grave and my heart will always be the bside to my tongue on iTunes. I can download them through the cd though.
Joe(my girlfriend): eating out your girlfriend is real and I don't care who knows it.
Pete Wentz left the chat
--ten minutes later when I finally see the message--
Patrick: O-O... Wtf
Joe: What...? Oh. Lolzor
Patrick: We lost Pete Wentz!!! I repeat, we lost Pete Wentz!
And then Andy(my other best friend) comes in really confused.