Another Akatsuki Love Story

Chapter 1- Stuck With The Akatsuki

Kakuzu: NarutoxHinata does not own Naruto or any of its characters. 

Hidan: Oi Kakuzu, you say it way too plainly, be a little more enthusiastic dammit

Kakuzu: Its fine this way, I was paid to do it anyways, how'd it go with the fortune teller? 

Hidan: That b**ch is crazy, said I'd die by a f**king lighter! and I don't even smoke.

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Chapter 1 Stuck With The Akatsuki 

My head throbbed.

It felt like I'd just been hit with a huge brick, only remembering parts of the way since I was barely conscious, thrown over someone's back and being carried somewhere. 

I didn't get much of what was going on, but I felt a sudden burst of cool air, the ground felt freezing beneath my light clothing, I heard a string of conversation, still unconscious 

"Why did you bring her here?" 

"We would've consulted you Pain sama, but we were low on options at the moment" 

"Red hair? an Uzumaki? like the Kyuubi boy?" This time a female voice said 

"Apparently, the b**ch is half Uchiha as well"

"Uchiha and Uzumaki? ridiculous" 

They were clearly talking about me, a weird girl they just threw onto the floor, nice people, well they're the Akatsuki for heaven's sake. Cracking one of my eyes open, I inspected the surroundings, the rest were still deep in conversation 

It looked like they were in one of the Akatsuki's new hideout, what they had in mind, I had no clue, but the place looked like a deserted cave of some sort, lit by a few torches, I saw a corridor leading someplace as well. 

"Looks like she's awake" Konan said, her brown gaze pierced through me

I looked around a little better this time, unfortunately seeing all the Akatsuki members standing as if in wait for me

Pain's Rinnegan eyes went sideways to look at me, I sat up a little straight now, feeling all their eyes on me, as if I were a show piece in a museum. Just my luck, I didn't want to get caught up in the Akatsuki's matters or anything having to do with them, if I were anyone like my fellow ninja, I'd bet on Shikamaru, because boy am I lazy.

'Who are you?" He asked, his voice sounded like he was threatening me, I've heard that kind of voice way too many times in my life to identify it so easily 

"Yuki Uchiha" I said solemnly, my crimson eyes fluctuating from each of the members, studying them carefully, trying to figure a way out of this mess, the Akatsuki are completely off limits for me, I noticed Itachi's eyes widening 

"Itachi, didn't you annihilate all the Uchihas?" Kisame, the fish guy asked Itachi "or was it just a hoax?" 

"Of course I did" His dark eyes studied me, like all the others

"Look" I said butting in, I had enough of this, I'd ask them to let me go first and if they didn't, then I'd have to go full on attack, I stood up now, still wobbly, whatever Hidan and Kakuzu did to get me unconscious, worked way too well "just let me go, I'm not trying to butt into your bussiness for all I care, I was just taking a nap in the woods like I always do, so if you please understand, can you f**king let me out of here?"

None of them even flinched,  they acted as if they didn't hear me

"Once you answer all of our questions" Pain said finally "Why weren't you killed on that night?"