Yo Mama So Old...
Yo Mama so old she left her purse on Noah’s Ark
Yo Mama so old when she went to school there was no history class
Yo Mama so old her first job was being Cain and Abel’s babysitter
Yo Mama so old we found cave drawings of her
Yo Mama so old she got Adam and Eve’s autograph
Yo Mama so old she even made Yoda jealous
Yo Mama so old she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments
