Yo Mama So Ugly...
Yo Mama so ugly she made Michael Jackson look like Brad Pit
Yo Mama so ugly she ran the boogie man out of business
Yo Mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say, “Damn it, I can’t believe it’s Halloween already…”
Yo Mama so ugly when she signed up for an ugly contest the judges told her “No Professionals!”
Yo Mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone
Yo Mama so ugly when she threw a boomerang it refused to come back
