melody: (p.o.v: now WHERE in hades can this gurl be?) beatrix? (gets a phone call)
phone conversation
melody: helleeeeeer?
???: melody where are you!?
melody: jacob?
jacob: yes, where are you and the girls?
melody: you won't believe this
jacob: try me
melody: were in LA with Trevor
jacob: what!? for real!?
melody: yup
jacob: oh. . . .I miss you :'(
melody: aw to bad ;) so what's been going on with you and the guys?
jacob: you'll NEVER believe this
melody: try me
jacob: chris. . . . (takes a deep breath) is. . . cheating on. . . .beatrix
melody: WHAT!? IM GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT UP HIS-
jacob: hey woah!
melody: who's the girl
jacob: it starts with an a erm. . . alvin? alicen? alexia? idk
melody: boys!
jacob: so. . . what's up with you?
melody: well I'm out taking a walk to look for beatrix since she decided to dissapear
jacob: oh
(voice in the background): jacob who's that!?
jacob: NUNYA BUSINESS!
melody: who's that?
jacob: yours truly, orlaaaaaando
melody: (laughing) hey I gotta go your detracting me!
