Eren x Armin

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Clyde: Ermagered Errrrn!
Craig: Here we go again.
Clyde: Ermagerd Ereri is so much betterrrr!
Token: I disagree.
Clyde: ...oh...oh really?
Tweek: I l-like Armin! He's a t-thug!
Craig: He's weak.
Tweek: Thug.
Craig: Weak.
Tweek: Thug's c-can't be weak C-Craig!
Clyde: Guys, guys did you hear that?
Tweek: First you s-smell something?!? Then y-you hear something?!? We're a-all gonna die!
Token: Calm down Tweek, everything is okay, he's just being stupid again.
Clyde: Am not! But uh, anyways, I hear God whispering in my ear. He's telling me that Ereri is better and that I should sink this ship immediately.
Craig: Clyde, you forgot something.
Clyde: Oh yeah? And what is that Mr. Can't Tell My Crush I-
Craig: God doesn't promote pedophiles.
Clyde: ...downer...
Craig: It's-
Clyde: I'LL KILL ARMIN!
Tweek: NO!
Clyde: YOU CAN'T MESS WITH FATE, TWEEK!
Tweek: EREN NEEDS A-ARMIN!
Clyde: EREN NEEDS LEVI!
Craig: My God, you two are giving me a headache. Would you just be quiet.
Token: Use your indoor voices children. Be good like mommy taught you.
Clyde and Tweek: HE STARTED IT!!!
Clyde: Besides Token, mother Jimmy isn't here!
Token: Now now, that doesn't matter. Think about this then, what would Grandpa Kevin say?
Clyde: He wouldn't like it...
Tweek: He'd say w-we should stop...
Clyde: I'm sorry for saying that I'll kill Armin, Tweek.
*Under Clyde's breath*
Clyde: I'll still kill him.
Tweek: Thanks C-Clyde, Levi's not b-bad either I guess.
*Under Tweek's breath*
Tweek: Levi's the w-worst.
Craig: Wow, good job guys. Maybe you'll get a freaking sticker.
Token: Can we just talk about the ship? ...without chaos?
Tweek: Ten.
Clyde: Zero.
*Tweek and Clyde give each other dirty looks and stick their tongues out*
Craig: Seven.
Token: I like it. Nine.

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