Dear Granger (Love Through Letters: Book 1)

Dear Granger,

AFTER EVERYTHING I SAID!  "DON'T COME LOOKING!" "YOU WON'T BE HAPPY!" "I WOULD NEVER LIE TO YOU." AND NOW YOU'VE GONE AND STABBED ME IN THE BACK!  EVERYTHING I SAID - I TAKE IT BACK!  I SHOULD OF NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU!  WHEN I SAID "DON'T COME LOOKING FOR ME" IT OBVIOUSLY MEANS "SURE HERMIONE, BORROW HARRY'S INVISIBILITY CLOAK (YES - I KNOW!) AND COME AND FIND DRACO AT THE SUIT OF ARMOUR THEN PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE BECAUSE YOU'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH HIM!"  THAT'S TOTALLY WHAT I MEANT!

Don't bother replying.  You'll be wasting ink.

D. Malfoy