The Relationship Contract
This document shall be a binding agreement between two parties (hereinafter referred to as "Agreement"). Christian Davidson referred to as male partner while Kristine Roberts referred to as female partner.
1) We agree to talk every day (within reason) via text message, telephone conversation or face to face, regardless of:
i. Fights/Anger
ii. Laziness
2) We agree to see each other atleast two times a week to "chill". This may entail the following: movie watching, dinner, coffee, sleeping together, drinking, hanging with others, etc. We will schedule an out of trip once a month.
3) We agree to share intercourse atleast two to three times a week, unless female partner's period impedes with such activities.
4) We agree to practice safe sex. It is advisable for the female partner to take pills as prescribed by an OB GYNE of the male choosing. If impregnation occurs, it is a valid reason to void the contract.
5) We agree that presents are mandatory on: birthdays, Valentines Day, Christmas and if mutually agreed; Anniversaries. ____________
6) We agree that the female partner will stay, at the place chosen by the male partner to serve as her living space for the duration of this agreement. (if she is renting, she will transfer there)
7) We agree that the female partner will have a clothing allowance and other miscellaneous fund in the amount of $___________ to use at her own discretion.
8) We agree not to engage in any sexual activity or physical pleasure wih anyone other than each other. Although hugging and kissing others is allowable as long as it does not exceed 10 minutes and there are no erections present. (NO FRENCH KISSING)
9) We agree not to have emotional discussions about where this thing is headed or potential love blossoming because it can complicate things.
10) We agree that "dirty talk" is highly encouraged during intercourse.
11) Either party may terminate the "agreement" without notice, although a curt email would be considered polite and mature. It may also be terminated by the act of engaging in a traditional relationship with another party.
Agreed between these two parties in good faith on this date: ______________
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Signature Signature
CHRISTIAN DAVIDSON KRISTINE ROBERTS
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The relationship contract
ChickLit"At least I did not lie the first time. I want you. In my bed. Warm and Wanton. No strings attached. I wont poked into your business and dont poke in mine. Do we have a deal??" Christian said seriously as if talking about some business deal. Kristin...
