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this idiot won't leave me alone

him: you're in my global class!

me: and you're slow. what are you doing at my table?

him: well you're sitting all alone and -

me: is there something wrong with that?

him: no but i thought you could use some company -

me: go away.

him: why?

me: you're giving me a headache.

him: and you're giving me a heartache.

me: and this is why i don't associate with idiots.

scribbled on the back of an old math paper

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