Sorry, I cannot take up your offer
Stupid things like that'll send me to the coffers
Sorry, I cannot, I've had enough
Your “impeccability” kills my serenity
I’m one step from breaking down
Two heartbeats from burning out
Zam! Bam! Welcome to the Oriental Post!
Ha! La! Welcome to the Oriental Post!
Whim! Wham! Take a seat, feel completely shy
Let your hair down ‘cause you never knew why
No, you never knew why
Pardon me for wondering
Why that smile even pokes through my eyelids
I apologize for thinking
Faking candor is the best solution now
I’m one step from breaking down
Two heartbeats from burning out
Zam! Bam! Welcome to the Oriental Post!
Ha! La! Welcome to the Oriental Post!
Whim! Wham! Take a seat, feel completely shy
Let your hair down ‘cause you never knew why
Yeah, you never, yeah, you never
Their laughing’s from inside jokes
My laughing’s in invisible notes
Their grins are all around friends
My smile’ll only make it at the end!
Zam! Bam! Welcome to the Oriental Post!
Ha! La! Welcome to the Oriental Post!
Whim! Wham! Take a seat, feel completely shy
Let your hair down ‘cause you never knew why
Zam! Bam! Welcome to the Oriental Post!
Ha! La! Welcome to the Oriental Post!
Whim! Wham! Take a seat, feel completely shy
Let your hair down ‘cause you never knew why
No, you never knew, yeah, you never
No, you never knew, yeah, you’re never cool
No, you never knew, yeah, you’re never cool
No, you never, yeah, yeah, yeah
I think only Filipinos will get why I named it the Oriental Post. Special prize for the first one that does figure it out!
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A Place Called Insane (And Other Whimsical Poems)
PoetryThis is a collection of whimsical and emo poetry and pongs written by a teenager. You know where this is going.
