Hullo, person reading this text! Since the necessary information is posted above, I’ll just fill in the details that you’ll never ever need to know about!
-Inactive right now, so for anything important, email me: email@example.com
-Call me Experiment, 2228, Expi, Max—from my pen-name, Max Cio—or whatever nickname you want. Just as long as it isn’t offending, I’m cool with it.
-Former Inkie here. Yes, I come from that world—the world where flying mushroom roam around the planet, and look for marshmallows to devour . . .
. . . okay, I don’t think anybody did that there. Besides the dude with the rainbow Mohawk in Kansas. Who probably exists only in my head. But if you’re an Inkie and have no clue who I am, I’m just fanning all the Inkies I can find, leaving messages once in awhile due to limited internet access.
-I love chocolate and chocolate! Mention any of the two, and you’ll go a step higher in my book. Which also exists in my head. :D
-As you might have gotten from the top, I’m random and immature. And I rant a lot—plus, in real life, I talk really fast. Going to try to audition for the Olympics once I get out of school.
-You know why I came on this site? It’s a secret . . . so you have to swear not to tell anyone! *shifty eyes* I-I like to write! Fiction novels!
-I like playing the role of Captain Obvious. Be warned.
-Although I try, I can never stick to a project. I end up jumping around and experimenting with other genres, so if you happen to like something I wrote, it’ll take some time until I update it—unless, of course, I’m focusing on that one. :P
-Weaknesses? Pshaw, I’m immortal! Nothing can stop me—
Well, there are always doughnuts. And chocolate. And sodas. And green tea cupcakes. And Bob the Builder.
-I love smilies, especially xD, :D, and 8D
-Check out my book-review blog, ThePaperFortUpstairs! Link somewhere here.
If you actually read through all that . . . chocolate for you!
Cheers, and some hot coca!