So, you've decided to continue and find out the evil antics of her. Well, I guess I can't keep it in any longer. Kristin Roeglin's dastardly antics are...
The Perfect Slice: Her most common and infamous tactic; a tactic where fruit becomes an enemy rather than a nutritious snack. Apples are the most commonly used fruit. She takes the stem off, puts her left hand index finger over the top, and proceeds to HAMMER down on her finger.
*THUMP THUMP THUMP* Sounds her hand as she bangs down repeatedly over and over again. You will then hear a 'slicing' sound as her finger goes through to the other side. The apple halves go flying, juice flying everywhere. Legs getting hit by apple chunks, knocking them to the ground, bonus points if they're in a lunch line, creating a domino effect. Screams are heard as people run for the entrance, fearing that they will be shot by the next apple.
Kristin Roeglin strikes again.
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Kristin's lunch Antics
HumorThe horrors of what Kristin Roeglin does at lunch. Based on a true story. Thanks to qtdxll for finding the cover
