KARKAT GETS ALL THE LADIES WOO
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(Nepkat)
"Listen here, you little 8itch. You're going to stay away from Equius, because he's mine, okay? I'm going to make him mine, and you're in my way. Winter is coming. And you're just a fresh olive-green troll who will die in the first snow." The spidergirl hissed with bared teeth at the small figure of the girl in the olive coat laying on the ground, bruised and battered.
"He's my meowrail! You can't take him away from me! I'll tell him to stay away from mew, mew big meanie!" Nepeta snarled back.
Vriska's eye flashed as an idea came to her.
"Soooooooo, if you tell him, I'll tell your precious Karkitty about your little flushcrush on him....."
"LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE, YOU BULGESUCKING NOOKSNIFFING COCKSURFING EIGHT-FETISHED BITCH!"
A voice yelled from behind Nepeta, and she turned in shock.
"Oh pleaaaaaaaase Karkles-"
"SHE HASN'T FUCKING DONE ANYTHING TO YOU. YOU THINK YOU'RE GREAT AND ALL, BUT YOU'RE JUST A SHITTY LOSER."
Karkat screeched, running over to Nepeta and trying to help her up, when she promptly collapsed.
Vriska stopped, her mouth open in shock and she was trembling.
"I FUCKING DARE YOU TO JUMP OFF THIS JERSEY BRIDGE LITTLE SHIT" He growled, and Vriska, trembling, fled crying.
Then he turned his attentitn to Nepeta
" Oh my gog, come here, I'll have to carry you to my house, it's not far, Kankri and I'll bandage you up and everything-"
"Thank mew Karkitty. But why are mew helping me?"
The mutantblood blushed a deep red.
"It's because....... well, it's the right thing to do, obviously, but it's partially because I'm kinda.... flushed for you."
Nepeta's heart skipped a beat.
He blushed a deeper red, if that was possible, and looked away.
"And since you return my feelings, would you be my matesprite?"
Nepeta smiled, and kissed him.
"Furrever and ever, Karkitty.
