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#13 Vitamins

I bought this expensive box of vitamins though it's not yet legal in the market. The agent said it would extremely boost my sex drive. You know.. I'm in the golden years and sadly my little man would not stand up for me anymore.

After taking the pills for several days.. My wrinkles slowly began to disappear and my hair was growing back! My wife can't keep her hands off me. But, she could not keep up with the rounds and rounds of love making every night.

The drug is energizing my veins.

I started going to the gym, buying new clothes and eating food I haven't eaten in decades!

Younger women started flirting with me. One night stand after the other. We were experimenting positions from Kama Sutra and having orgy. I could not stop. It's addicting. I started hitting on teenage girls too. The fresher, the better. My adrenaline was at top of its peak. I'm in the prime of my youth all over again!

I was God-like.

One night, I was tossing and turning over the bed. I can't control my body with these tiny arms! And, when I looked into the mirror.. I was bald again!!!