20 reasons why I hate Edward Cullen... by Cat-eyes.
Authors note - just some randoms and reasons =P
1. Straight men don't sparkle.
2. He has a painted on six pack - loser
3. He can read minds, but not Bella's. That's just really annoying.
4. He loves Bella. This is incredibly infuriating because the twilight series established her as a plain, brain-dead moron.
5. He's offensive to the term vampire. Vampire's are interesting. Edward is not.
6. Everyone is in love with him - grrrrr.
7. It's incredibly hard to kill him - that's just ruined my life.
8. He can't even commit suicide properly (SPOILER)
9. He lets his baby daughter get with an eighteen year old (?) werewolf (SPOILER) That's just bad parenting.
10. HE HAS STUPID HAIR.
11. His only reason for living is Bella. That means that there's really nothing going on in his life because Bella doesn't have brainwaves and therefore isn't actually a person.
12. He was a virgin for over a century - this is hilarious.
13. I want to kill him with a spoon (that is on fire.)
14. No one will shut up about him - double grrr
15. STUPID HAIR
16. Fangirls... shudder
17. While reading New Moon I thought there was a slight possibility that he would go away forever. But he had to come back (SPOILER) that was just annoying.
18. He says be careful on every page - NO I will not be fricking careful when I want to shoot you!!!! Triple grrrr
19. His character has been stolen off James in the 'Night world' series and Stefan in 'the Vampire Diaries.' Just further reasons why I want to kill Stephenie Meyer.
20. He is Edward Cullen. Enough said.
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